FOB abbreviation Fresh Off the Boat (people)

FOBS, refuges or even imports, what ever you call them they're everywhere. They're at schools, walking around shopping centres and they even look after your local Hot Bread store. They're a special breed of humans who possess the ability to make the english language sound much more entertaining then non-FOBS can ever make it to be. They have this uncanny ability to defy the laws of the english language by breaking rules of synbtax and grammer. They're perfect for entertainment as every sentence that comes out of their mouth will send you ROFL-ing all night. These are the symptoms of a FOB:

They have a passion for plurals, adding an 's' to words that were meant to be a singular. eg. I will give you one papers

They add 'ing' without knowing its not supposed to be there. e.g. Don't worry, call me and i'll come help fighting you.

They were born in another country and came to an English-speaking country (hence the term import)

They have the FOB brand on their upper arm. See image below.

Heres an extreme example of a FOB, HG's very own SUN!!!