Written by: Helen, Anne, Dang. Linda

Since the boys have feelings and shit I guess I have to be nice about their profiles but yeh. These boys love to get drunk. It’s pretty funny when they do, although it gets bad when the vomit starts to roll in. These guys are so entertaining when they are drunk, and although they will never admit it, they love us girls. Because c’mon, lets face it, what’s not to love about us?! (jei adds - ROFL)

Keveo - The Chin-a-mon
19 / Honda CBR-RR 250 (its a bike, fools!!)
Man if you are short you do not want to stand next to this guy, he will drool on you like a blardy waterfall. Aside from the drool factor, Kevin is pretty fun to be around, teasing this guy can go for days and days he’s fobbiness is unbelievable, “I remember when I gave birth to my dogs” – no comment.
SuperHero Name: Chin-a-mon
SuperHero Power: Chin-of-Death

Hai Fly - Smeagal
19 / 180sx
Here’s a dude that takes dancing to a new level. He’s got moves you’ve never seen before. And also words you’ve never heard before. he’s the biggest BOB (born on boat – invented by Vu)
SuperHero Name: Hai Fly
SuperHero Power: Mother-Natural-Attack

Sun - Sam Heng the Asian Hobbit
19 / taken / Ford Astina
Ever wondered what an Asian version of the Lord of the Rings would look like? Need a constant reminder how funny people fresh off the boat are? or wondering where you've seen a Dicko lookalike? well look no further!! becuase with Sun, not only to you get the King of Fobs, but you get an Asian hobbit and your own Australia Idol memoriabilia all rolled into one!
SuperHero Name: Dicko Tang
SuperHero Power: defies the laws of syntax

Ping - The dude that just flown in from Baghdad
18 / Honda CBR-RR 250
Prancing around in the latest military attire, Ping liks to believe that he's always just got off the plane from some wartorn country. Poor guy, when will someone tell him that his "gun" is actually his finger?
SuperHero Name: Ping
SuperHero Power: Does-It-come-with-Penis Attack

Poke - The Goatee Pioneer
18
The dude with, direct quote from Dang, “looks like underarm hair but on the chin”. ROFL. No wonder, its no where in sight these days…
SuperHero Name: Mr I-Goats-ta-go
SuperHero Power: Rexona-on-the-chin-attack

Siv - The baby of the group
Just turned 18 / taken by an older woman LOL
Siv is the youngest of the clan but he is the biggest sissy, scared of the dark and of ghosts and the only guy who doesn’t drink. Because he is allergic ehaheahh
SuperHero Name: Hairy legs
SuperHero Power: super hair pants and socks

Johnny Jei - The Boxman
19 / EK9 (civic)
Plays game cube and designs all day all night, sometimes thinks he’s one of the girls which clearly he is not. Tries to blend with the other Viet guys and speaks Viet, but fails miserably and it just ends up being embarrassing
Famous quote: ‘you can only develop fuji film at the fuji store’
SuperHero Name: Johnyfer
SuperHero Power: getting lost

Sok - The Farmboy
19 / R33
Recently moved to another location, we thought it was only an upgrade to his house. Well, it was an upgrade, but not to his house, but to his FARM land. Boy oh boy, when will you stop thinking about the ducks and the cows man?
SuperHero Name: Cambo dolphin
SuperHero Power: Cherry popper (NO NOT THOSE CHERRIES. Cherry tomatoes.. lol)

Willy - The lord of the dance
18 / 180sx
He swapped his R33 for a180sx. He was also one of the pioneers of the spikey-hair craze that plagued Sydney. He’s also a real quiet one, it’s like watching the TV on mute.. but once he has a bit too much to drink, he morphs into lord of the dance.
SuperHero Name: lord of the dance
SuperHero Power: Hot shoe shuffle.

Leng - Frodo
19
Mr. Happy, always happy, always smiling and happy,
What’s wrong with this guy?! Geez?! Happy habib he is.
SuperHero Name: Cutie
SuperHero Power: Happy powers

Pat - The whore
18
Well not really, he just has a lot of girlie friends that he claims he “didn’t get it on with”. Sure Pat sure, what are you always doing at their house then? Especially when there’s a hot sister in yr 12 running around also? LOL he hasn’t changed at all since 2003, instead of sticking to studying before exams the night before, Pat has decided that its best to study 5 MINUTES before an exam.
SuperHero Name: Breakdancer
SuperHero Power: man if he can resist hot girls at uni then, by golly, that’s the most powerful-ist power of all.

Jong - Pat’s friend
18
Spends too much time with Pat.. hmm, kinda explains why Pat has the power to resist hot girls throwing themselves at him.
SuperHero Name: LL cool Jong
SuperHero Power: Right hurr, right hurr

Mol - the Mole
18
Once again for the ladies man, making them happy and laughy-darfy (how does he do it?!)
SuperHero Name: Mole
SuperHero Power: Moley-says-Hello

Cheez - The Sissy Gangster
18
He’s got it all: the long black hair, the dead set eyes and the whole look that would make Chan Ho Nam quiver with fear. Too bad though as he’ll squeal in resistence when someone offers him alcohol. Not so tough are ya?! Lol oh yeh, he’s also laughs like a girl.
SuperHero Name: Chee-Burger
SuperHero Power: White Legs of death

Michael - The Trend-Setter
18
A well groomed boy with his current ‘do’ the JT-close-shave, who’s also the peer-pressure King, converting many alcohol-virgins such as Jei and William into alcoholics. No man can turn down alcohol with this guy around.
SuperHero Name: My-Cuu
SuperHero Power: Peer-pressurerererrr

Thanh - Fobbio
180sx
Loves his hair like crazy, even though it isn’t that great, (its oily man.. yuck!) anyway he’s hilarious when he’s drunk
Laughs like a freakin girl, no joke. Covers his face and everything.
Has heaps of fun when we go clubbing, gets really into the dancing and the chicks luv it!
SuperHero Name: Fobbio
SuperHero Power: Woo-ing girls at Gas

Kim - the cousin of Michael and Mol’s
EK9 (civic)
He’s the closest that we’ll ever get to those real Hip-hop-don’t-stop thugs, as he’s always talking and walking like them. With a younger brother that has an afro and comb-in-the-hair to boot, this is the closest the HG clan will have to Snoop Doggy Dog.
SuperHero Name: Worm boy
SuperHero Power: worming it. PA CHANG!!

CK - the new member
A new member of the HG clan that likes to drink as much booze as everyone else. Rapidly climbing the ladders of drunk bastards dominated by Pat, CK looks hopeful to one day take the crown. He has already thrown up all over poor Kim’s living room floor and sofa, all in one night!
SuperHero Name: Calvin Klein
SuperHero Power: Vomits-on-your-sofa attack