written by: Helen, Anne, Dang, Linda.

Man us girls are biatches and we love teasing people to the shithouse. The thought of marrying rich men, winning the lottery, teasing HG boys and their cars, seeing each other excessively all day all night, shopping, talking, eating, shopping, eating, talking, shopping, eating, talking and laughing our heads off at stupidness

Helen - Johnny’s BEST FRIEND
18
Will bash people who annoy her, open jars for the sissy girls fixes things, kills bugs. Pretty much the man of the group with the hugest bonkers.
SuperHero Name: Miss Cambodia (it’s the blackness)
SuperHero Power: annoying people until they wish they were dead

Lynda - The useless bitch
18
She may be tall and mean looking, but she is one of the sissys who can be easily pushed around… course not by her ‘man’.. but by us so its ok lol
She is also the biatch who let poor Anne drown in the fake beach at Wet n Wild (QLD).
Watta heartless ho!! Heheah Also, if u ever need help lifting something she is not the one to come to. She can’t even lift an EMPTY orange box!
SuperHero Name: Long lynder
SuperHero Power: Being stinky

Susan – Everyone’s relative
18
You never want to cross the street with this girl as she walks across busy roads with her eyes closed. Scary stuff. But on a happier note, Ssusan strips in her sleep. lol so she’s a must-have at sleep overs.. rioaw!!.
SuperHero Name: Cambodian translator
SuperHero Power: Attracting strangers wherever we go

Anne - The player / Ching Chong wannabe
19
Don’t let her looks deceive you, Anne is a hardcore bitch. She’d pick on you until you’ll cry! She is a coke junkie for rizzle and when she is high on coke she likes to believe she has an ensuite with a walk-in wardrobe.
SuperHero Name: Humanitarian
SuperHero Power: Eating humans only

Lynette - The walkover
18
Too nice and quiet to be part of our group, but hey she’s getting there.
She is fully sick because she got to drive Haifly’s 180sx without him in it and she’s on her blardy L’s during double demerit time!!
SuperHero Name: Housewife
SuperHero Power: being too nice

Lillian - The cleaning Nazi
18
She is the most freakiest about cleaning. She’s even got a special way to get on to her bed so it doesn’t get messed up. She’s got a huge palace that we only rarely hang out at.
SuperHero Name: going out Nazi
SuperHero Power: the ability to convince everyone to go out during exam time

Jennifer - The super bitch
18
She is on the net 24/7 playing games all the time and she’s got her very own slave. What a lucky girl.
SuperHero Name: Super Bitch
SuperHero Power: Giving scary dirties

Jenny - The man stealer
18
This girl can sleep through an earthquake. She sleeps a hell lot man, double digits every night. She’s also an alcoholic. If you want her to come out, mention booze and she is there.
SuperHero Name: Alcoholic lesbian gambler
SuperHero Power: Finishing everyone’s last drop of booze

Dang - The one who sleeps around (as in slumber parties you idiot)
19
So many words to describe boobs, but all I can say is that
She’s hella loud, she talks loud, stomps loud, slams the door loud,
drinks loud and whispers loud.
SuperHero Name: Dangzilla
SuperHero Power: making people deaf

Linda - The bitch wannabe
19
She was once a walkover like Lynette, but she’s starting to grow some balls and stand up for herself which is good. She is a pedophile, going out with the baby of the HG clan, and she’s always hanging around her younger sister’s primary school perving at young boys.
SuperHero Name: ‘Gang Leader’
SuperHero Power: Pronouncing everything wrongly

Jane - The BAD drink mixer
19
This little one may look like girly and stuff but she sure ain’t. Like OMG, she’s barbaric, that’s all I’m gonna say Lol
SuperHero Name: CS Queen
SuperHero Power: eating everything with her hands. EVERYTHING

Cags - in love with ugly soccer players and Tupac
18
She loves to drink, check out hot black people and hot hot supermodel chicks. Has a hardcore soccer obsession and hates Beckham with passion
SuperHero Name: Cagla (say "Cha-lah")
SuperHero Power: converting Ninlil into a nicer person? WTF. Also, can talk about soccer for hours on end

Ninlil - also in love with ugly soccer people
18
She’s a bit of a defected bitch because she’s always out with Cags who has made her a bit nicer. So wrong so wrong, but yeah also likes to drink and pick fights with strangers over their ugliness and she has really bad road rage. She also has a HUGE obsession with soccer, and also hates Beckham with passion
SuperHero Name: Mean machine
SuperHero Power: starts trouble with strangers, can talk about soccer for hours also

Viki - The hardcore Asian
19
She is a kpcc** freak who has worked there for blardy god knows how long. OMG this girl has the WORST road rage in the world. She gets full pissed-off behind the wheel. Swears and tells everyone off. So when she’s driving man, watch out.
**Note: kpcc = Kentucky pressure cooked chicken, yes believe, kfc do not fry their chicken.
SuperHero Name: Chess addict
SuperHero Power: excessively playing chess


Jade - the club head
19
This girl is ALWAYS CLUBBING, she never comes out with us, but we always bump into her when we go clubbing, she’s a hardcore clubber. When she does come out with us, she full teases the guys like crazy. She’s a full smart ass and soOOo one of us..
SuperHero Name: Anne’s step sister
SuperHero Power: being able to talk back to anyone

Hyo the hot one
SuperHero Name: Hyo the hot one
SuperHero Power: she's hot. lol